Cars, Art and Transportation: Street art

Street art

By squidwardpotatoes - 14/11/2009 11:08 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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Scytheria 1

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:08

Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Goo Gone if that doesn't work. No big deal. At least they didn't draw a penis or something.

greenltrn2003 0

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this has to be the most random string of events that has ever ****** someones life up

Comments

paigeee_x3 0

Monday 16 November 2009 4:49

i like potatoes. (:

Wlollpop 0

Monday 16 November 2009 5:03

owned by someone who still watchs sponcebob.

MisterZzyzx 0

Monday 16 November 2009 12:37

Put some hairspray on it and it'll come off easy.

DresdenB17 0

Monday 16 November 2009 17:46

"permanent" marker isn't as permanent as it's name would imply

JessicaH_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 0:27

I would have LOVED it if someone drew Squidward on my windshield! That would have defiantly been MLIA material!

elictrogeek 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 0:20

you do know that almost all of MLIA is fake now right. That's why there are the insane stories on it

Im_Not_Jimmy 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 5:25

Im sorry this isnt a FML this is awsome, I think if it were my car that this happened to I would bust a gut laughing, then call my dad for a ride home or walk to any local store for some asitone, that is if I couldnt see to drive, if I could I very well may have kept it... if it were me LOL