Cars, Art and Transportation: Street art

Street art

By squidwardpotatoes - 14/11/2009 11:08 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from SpongeBob, with large letters spelling, "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML

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By WasteOfTime - 01/11/2009 14:36 - United Kingdom

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By Amanda - 11/08/2009 05:52 - United States

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By El Camino - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I parked in a different lot because the one I usually park in was full. When I came back later, a bumper sticker was stuck to the windshield that said, "INCONSIDERATE F***, DON'T PARK HERE AGAIN!" To make matters worse, it was stuck on with a special type of glue, so it can't be removed. FML

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Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By HGTV - 01/10/2013 18:43 - United States - Boston

Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML

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By chicoallen - 31/08/2011 18:45 - United States

Today, after getting off work from a horrible 16 hour shift, I went out to my truck. My windows were completely covered in window chalk, to the point that I couldn't leave. I had to spend the next hour and a half washing it all off while my manager laughed about it. FML

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Scytheria 1

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:08

Rubbing alcohol will take that right off. Goo Gone if that doesn't work. No big deal. At least they didn't draw a penis or something.

greenltrn2003 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 16:14

this has to be the most random string of events that has ever ****** someones life up

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metalshredder3 0

Monday 10 January 2011 15:09

I can't stop laughing

dwkiely 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 5:04

soap in water dumba$$ it's on glass

Rachh_FML 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 6:29

Sorry! Wrong car! :)

iluvhobos 5

Wednesday 4 May 2011 5:11

I would LOVE to see that on my car XD

mel1776 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:31

hairspray or nail polish remover!

Squiddlysquid 9

Monday 16 May 2011 18:16

oh yay I love Squidward 8D it's not too bad unless the drawing sucked but anyway, you can get read of it

dailiedally97 0

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:23

nail polish remover. believe me, it works.

XLpacman805 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:07

LOL

jdawg2010 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 5:35

BAHAHHAHAHAHA. win.

ChromeCaviar 0

Thursday 7 July 2011 9:56

A little rubbing alcohol and it should come right off.

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