Weird, Technology and My ex: Stalkerish

Stalkerish

By creepingjennie - 23/01/2022 23:01

Today, I discovered my ex has been signing my email up for various newsletters. I knew I was getting a lot of spam, but didn't know why. It became apparent when one of these emails had his name in it. FML

agreeclassic 998

vote type 1 112

End-of-year festivities: New Year's Eve fun and frolics
End the year on a high note with anecdotes where every New Year's Eve firecracker is synonymous with laughter! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, I realized that the guy I've been sending anonymous, dirty emails to knows who I am. My signature, which includes my full name, was automatically added to the end of every email. FML

agreeclassic 10 609

vote type 1 82 842

Thanks, I hate it

By Not funny mom! - 18/07/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I couldn’t figure out why I was getting so much spam in my professional email. My own mother thought it would be a hilarious “prank” to sign me up for a ton of random mailing lists. I missed an amazing job opportunity due to her bullshit. FML

agreeclassic 533

vote type 1 89

Family ain't all it's cracked up to be

By Fitz - 09/09/2021 22:59

Today, I finally read an email I'd been avoiding. I thought it would be from my dad whom I haven't spoken to in years, and that he was checking on me during the pandemic. It turned out to be spam. The last contact I had with anyone related to my dad was one of his ex's friends, saying she was in jail and needed help. FML

agreeclassic 835

vote type 1 114

By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

agreeclassic 34 761

vote type 1 9 362

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, I went through my spam folder. I found out that I'd received several emails telling me that I have been sending emails containing essays for a class of mine to the wrong address. The term ended yesterday. FML

agreeclassic 28 033

vote type 1 12 053

By resipsahipsta - 28/06/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I finally cracked the password on my husband's email account. I don't know which is worse: finding out your husband is cheating on you with several people, or finding his password includes his ex-girlfriend's name. FML

agreeclassic 63 234

vote type 1 24 424

By LoveBytes - 27/03/2012 21:29 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I emailed my crush an anonymous love letter. It wasn't until twenty minutes later that I realized that the email address I used contained my full name. FML

agreeclassic 8 683

vote type 1 44 182

By zks - 24/03/2011 08:53

Today, I received yet more mail for my ex-fiancé. We've been broken up for nearly a year and I've told him multiple times to change his address. Getting his mail is a constant reminder that I haven't dated since. FML

agreeclassic 30 527

vote type 1 5 951

Heartbreak Hotel

By pixiegirl - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML

agreeclassic 39 303

vote type 1 6 894

By nasty_ex - 21/06/2011 12:25 - Australia

Today, I finally found out who has been sending me hate letters, it's my husband's ex-wife. They've been divorced for 7 years. FML

agreeclassic 35 678

vote type 1 3 391

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 January 2022 23:15

Newsletters? God forbid! Unless they are kiddie **** newsletters, your problem is nothing more than annoying. You can easily unsubscribe.

randybryant799 20

Saturday 26 February 2022 3:47

Oh no. However will you survive.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 January 2022 23:15

Newsletters? God forbid! Unless they are kiddie **** newsletters, your problem is nothing more than annoying. You can easily unsubscribe.

snegec 7

Friday 28 January 2022 10:40

You could always get back at him. Two drops of a certain oil into his car airducts and he won't be driving it until he replaces the airducts/vents ;)

randybryant799 20

Saturday 26 February 2022 3:47

Oh no. However will you survive.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

agreeclassic 39 040

vote type 1 7 376

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

agreeclassic 27 051

vote type 1 2 136

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

agreeclassic 291

vote type 1 889

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

agreeclassic 51 136

vote type 1 3 960

Today, I was refilling some guy's iced tea at bandana's, and the uppity jerk had the gall to ask me if I ever kissed a girl considering how fat I am, how high my voice is, and how little money I make. FML

agreeclassic 35 600

vote type 1 3 720

Today, I received the final piece of puzzle that my boyfriend of two years has been sending me through the mail for the last week. Turns out, it wasn't a love letter like I originally thought it was. He was breaking up with me via a puzzle through the mail. FML

agreeclassic 58 290

vote type 1 3 596