Animals, Birthday, Dogs and Lonely: Good boy

Good boy

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 20:00

Today, it's my birthday, and the only male attention I've had in months is when the dog greeted me with his red rocket out and his tail wagging. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 January 2022 21:15

He must think you're a hot bitch.

RichardPencil 30

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Sure, you can.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 23 January 2022 21:15

He must think you're a hot bitch.

Jasmina Earmann 5

Monday 24 January 2022 0:11

Can I have a chat with you

RichardPencil 30

Monday 24 January 2022 0:28

Sure, you can.

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