Dogs, Gross and Animals: Night killer

Night killer

By Tom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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Wake up call

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's ******* nasty!

lifeislife_fml 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

Comments

goosemanrocks 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:14

"I have the honor of presenting you with this mostly dead bird."

8trickster8 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:15

That's hot

megsor 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:16

eek, yeah, my dog did the same thing. smells like death.

smellslikepickle 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:17

my dog did the same thing a couple of days ago. its disgusting

fuckyou234 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:17

That is ******* nasty. Period. Just ******* nasty.

Loserguy139 6

Monday 15 June 2009 20:20

Why'd you let it eat a goddamned dead bird?

Blue_Munki 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:20

omg...i just almost threw up. ugh. as much as you love your pets, can't it sleep in its out doggie house somewhere and not in ur room where it can do nasty stuff like that?

manoverboard 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:22

My dog did that with a raccoon a few months ago. IT STILL SMELLS. But, yah...I don't have many suggestions for you. Dogs can be pretty gross.

codystar8 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:22

ewww. that sucks. but shit happens

angorashi 0

Monday 15 June 2009 20:25

You have to discipline your pets. My suggestion is to kill a bird- just a chicken will work- and when the dog goes for it, beat the living shit out of it. With the bird. I do this to all of my pets, they learn fast when you don't put up with it.