Night killer

By Tom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML
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FBIWarning 0

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's ******* nasty!

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lifeislife_fml 0

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

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ohhdamn 0

i think he did mean funky, let him express himself(:

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ohhdamn 0

i think he did mean funky, let him express himself(:

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ohhdamn 0

i think he did mean funky, let him express himself(:

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F_Y_Comments 0

I try to keep my dog away from carcasses

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x_tenshii_x 0

oh man...that is GROSS!!! D: poor you...FYL

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Foxracin 0

Man that sucks. Have you febrezed it?? Try Febreze AIR effects. Spring & renewal.

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unsweetened 0

dude, try Oust. it's in the Air Care section near all the cleaning supplies.

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so_me_fml 0

Been there... Wow have I been there. Also, not to be the only one defending #21, Mr. Idaho Country Boy, but I'm a country girl myself, and, I think he just means he spanks his dogs. Not that he literally beats them until they're injured. I spank my dog. My parents spanked me. I was neither abused nor am I an abuser.

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ladybug52 0

44, umm no one has mentioned it because you're an idiot who has never apparently come across the use of the adjective "funky" smelling to mean something that smells odd, off, gross, etc? gtfo off the internet and buy a thesaurus, thanks.

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