Transportation: It's catching

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By longdrive - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

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Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

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roys1girl 18

Wednesday 15 October 2014 13:15

This would grate on me, also, but your last line was perfectly worded!

Actquick 3

Wednesday 15 October 2014 15:11

OP started typing how Yoda talks... just saying

YellowKettleBell 31

Thursday 16 October 2014 3:08

That's (part of) the joke.

Xeivan 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 15:49

Sucks to be you. It does.

Xeivan 15

Wednesday 15 October 2014 15:50

Tuck and roll mother *******!

OldmanSims44 5

Wednesday 15 October 2014 16:02

Against Star Wars and it's fans, a match you will not be

shutupshane12 12

Wednesday 15 October 2014 23:45

Make it three

Murkyy 15

Thursday 16 October 2014 2:18

The opposite of a problem, this is.

Garnetshaddow 30

Thursday 16 October 2014 15:06

YDI for having no sense of humor! Join in!

Aegimus 5

Thursday 16 October 2014 20:23

Ridiculously overused, these Yoda puns are.

rushalm 7

Thursday 16 October 2014 22:12

Bitch! Nothing against Yoda you say...

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