Transportation: It's catching

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By longdrive - this FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

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catswithhats 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:48

Feel sorry for you, I do.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:50

Bet you wish you were Solo?.

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uglyheadedbitch 20

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:52

Be aggravated, you will.

redstone7693 29

Tuesday 14 October 2014 17:53

15 hours of Yoda? a star wars marathon is in order!

drivingmissdaisy 13

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:01

Or you could just use the force on them.

drizzy11 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:02

lmao love how op yoda punned at the end. impressed, I am.

AFaye3964 17

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:13

I'd join in with them.

MidnaLink 33

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:19

Hopefully not the driver, she is.

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:20

Lose your sanity, you will.

cybertooth_fml 4

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:21

"...with two guy WHO won't stop..." Grammar Nazi, I am...

tony1891 22

Tuesday 14 October 2014 19:59

dont make me reich out and slap you.

hourlybookworm 7

Tuesday 14 October 2014 20:00

guys*

tony1891 22

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:25

may the force be with you.

itwontvalidate 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 18:29

put on the radio really loud!

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