And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

soontobesingle - - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.

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KY_Jelly 10

That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.

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Pleonasm 35

Well you can sleep easy knowing you're rid off that duck and that he is now with a dumb bitch.

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kait11 16

I'd leave his stuff on the front lawn with a note that says go live with your friend at the hospital. And if he doesn't get the hint with that, turn on the sprinklers.

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techweed 12

If I was gonna cheat, I'd at least have a good excuse ready, unlike your dumbass of a husband.

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Chucklikesbacon 12

Now, that is what I call suspicious! But, are you 100% shure it's not for some kind of surprise or so? That's what I am hoping for you, even if it sounds very bad. I'm sorry and good luck OP!

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tararochelle 18

For lying? I think it's for cheating. If this girl was just a friend he wouldn't have to lie. Especially when the girl said, "she'll never buy that."

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lizzy_babyy 9

His arm for cheating and his jaw for lying.

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zero91 4

cut off the tongue for lieing so he will never lie again

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zero91 4

cut off the tongue for lieing

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Niicky_fml 20

Tell him his bags will be packed when he gets home!

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Wizardo 33

Break his balls and then see who will buy that, don't worry OP forget the scum, deserve to be ousted.

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Kittycorn 17

And apparently the female voice in the background was right.

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