And you ask find yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

soontobesingle - - United Kingdom - Sherborne

Today, my husband called me, saying he was in the hospital with a friend who'd just broken his arm. Too bad I then heard a female voice in the background mutter, "She'll never buy that". FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Tell him that he's about to have another broken arm.

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KY_Jelly 10

That really sucks. And she must be a moron to speak while he's on the phone with his wife.

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onorexveritas 23

thanks to her, you didnt

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AllegroRubato 16

Send a buddy to break *his* arm. Then tell him that *now* you buy it.

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damwoods 12

Chive then calm ... just think how easy it will be to piss him off when he finds my underwear in his drawer

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NeinKittenz 20

Dislocate his arm then pimp slap that ***** with it.

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bubblegumbitch16 2

awe im sorry ... hes such an ass for doing that to you

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