By whaleninjapoop - 06/12/2012 08:24 - United States - Raleigh
The Top
Panic!
By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary
By greenchan - 25/02/2011 05:12 - United States
It's a valid lifestyle!
By annoyed - 17/09/2021 08:00 - United States
Call the fuzz
By elizabeth - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Las Vegas
By Naomi - 10/11/2013 10:28 - United Kingdom - London
By sadsexer23 - 16/02/2010 03:10 - United States
Class Wars - UK Edition
By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 14:01
Don't get involved
By Joe - 13/09/2021 20:00
Spooked
By thatescalatedquickly - 07/11/2013 08:52 - United States - Collierville
Not now
By nexus - 25/09/2021 09:59 - Papua New Guinea
Highly inappropriate
By thesockmancometh - 30/07/2009 15:21 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/01/2009 05:42 - France
Cute nickname
By Anonymous - 23/06/2020 20:00
By KittyKat - 03/11/2013 14:22 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
Wait til he Googles it
By what a fuckin idiot - 09/10/2021 05:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/01/2009 05:22 - France
By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon
By Medication - 12/10/2013 15:31 - United States
Medication tells us more.
By SlapAndTickle - 11/10/2013 03:04 - United States
Sir Alan Sugar has spoken
By freckleboy422 - 31/01/2011 09:28 - United States
By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester
Orgasmataz tells us more.
OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha
IDGAF!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By megxox - 16/07/2009 07:26 - Canada
meg_xox tells us more.
So this is my FML (and I'm pretty overjoyed that it actually got accepted), but to everyone who is talking about the pipes...this is a house we're renting and we didn't know that the pipes were OLD (not cheap). And our landlord never fixed them because it would cost about $17,000 to redo everything. So we had to deal with it. And we found this out AFTER the basement was flooded. So while I appreciate your attempt to insult me, didn't really work =)
By hoo flung pu - 03/10/2013 08:26 - United States
By Juggalette - 29/01/2010 00:14 - United States
Juggalette1020 tells us more.
Umm. The only reason It happened because we were just starting 3rd shit at that IHOP And the only people who realized that we were open were the drunk people. So there's bound to be assholes. And I deserve it for my name? Ummm No.
By gr8 - 28/09/2018 17:30
By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 22:43 - United States - Lahaina
By angie429 - 27/11/2011 23:45 - United States
By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 00:07 - United States
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I didn't have an account when I posted this, but I'm the OP, and honestly, during our drunken state, I mustered up enough sobriety to prevent things from going too far. I as well, didn't want to ruin things between us by having sex because I respected her too much, and wanted more than that. Was it the right thing to do, or was I just being a dumbass? One commenter was correct in stating that she was confused as to what she really wanted. Either way, we've talked it out, and moved over that. It's better anyways maybe, considering we both work together and I have to go on months long deployments with this girl, haha. :]