By hanzastfu - 26/10/2009 17:25 - United States
The Top
Just a prank, bro!
By Anonymous - 19/09/2019 02:03 - United Kingdom - London
Wrong place, wrong time
By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States
By Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia
By mhm - 06/05/2012 02:21 - Canada - Woodbridge
Ivy league
By WasteOMoney - 04/07/2011 01:50 - United States
Business is business
By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 23:30 - United Kingdom
Crank time
By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 05:00 - United States - Elyria
By Anonymous - 11/04/2013 19:38 - United Kingdom - Bridgnorth
Frustrating!
By horny I’m so horny - 15/04/2021 17:00 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 12:08 - Australia
By moosy0_o - 07/04/2013 19:22 - Netherlands - Berlicum
moosy0_o tells us more.
Take what you can get
By Anonymous - 20/04/2021 00:30 - Netherlands
Dirty girl
By Alyssa - 28/08/2019 04:00 - United States - Macon
By Capteen - 22/04/2012 12:17 - Australia - Brisbane
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OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!
By Few_Absolutes - 12/10/2009 18:10 - United States
Few_Absolutes tells us more.
Wellllll ... I'm not 100% sure that someone DIDN'T see it. People are such backstabbers in my office that no one would ever say it to your face; they'd just gossip about you at the water cooler.
Good one, thanks
By Anonymous - 31/03/2009 13:48 - United States
It's a learned behavior
By laurilove7 - 27/04/2021 20:01
By captainocd - 19/08/2010 19:16 - United States
Planned Parenthood
By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 22:01 - United States
Timing is everything
By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany
By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States
Lost
By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester
By sickness and health my sphincter - 22/03/2013 21:53 - Singapore - Singapore
By KmartFart - 04/10/2009 16:25 - United States
Locks are useful
By mjayne17 - 21/03/2009 19:04 - Canada
Hello Zoe
By Zoe123 - 19/03/2009 06:05 - United States
By ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States
Sicko
By stalker - 27/09/2009 17:24 - United States
By bzygirl - 26/09/2009 21:23 - United States
Keywords
OP here. A few comments: the cashier was a guy, not a girl. I don't know why most of you think that. Also, there were two elderly people waiting in line who were laughing and berating me as some of the commenters here are doing. And I'm a woman from Belgium, not the Netherlands (but FML didn't ask for my country when I posted it). I WAS already out of the store and going home when I noticed it, so I needed to go back into the store, wait for a slow customer to pay while the rest of the cue was wondering why I was standing there like a complete idiot, and then explain to the cashier why I wanted to pay for the bread. By the way, the freshly baked, honestly-payed-for, Italian bun was delicious, after I had cleansed my palate from the disgusting comments I received.