Crisis management
By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 10:00
By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 10:00
By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 15:29 - United States - Denver
By shadysheikh - 29/10/2014 04:55 - Canada - Calgary
By Mew - 04/06/2009 12:07 - United States
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By TinyBouvier - 27/10/2014 08:04 - Belgium - Gent
By scarredforlife - 16/08/2012 04:05 - United States - Bethesda
By CJ 84 - 19/01/2019 14:00
By Interrupted - 27/11/2010 01:03 - United States
By ironik970 - 17/09/2011 06:56 - United States
OP here, I can kill a raccoon if it "comes after me" but all of the animal grunting and weird sounds emitting from the walls just paint an image of frightening animal sex in my mind. By the way its the only room on the floor so it's not coming from the room next door.
By Anonymous - 15/10/2014 17:07 - United States - Tuscaloosa
By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States
By bluevix - 11/10/2014 01:25 - United States - Stafford
Thank you, we're working on it together. It isn't an easy process as it is difficult not to take his disinterest personal, and I have taken it personal (especially early on)... but when you are compatible with your spouse in as many ways as we are. Whilst I may enjoy the idea of sexual intimacy more than him, at least I have someone who loves me as much as I do them. We have plenty of activities we enjoy, but he is more of the asexual type that enjoys a good cuddle versus sex. Which I have learned to enjoy more as we continue on in our marriage.
By neverdateaclosetcase - 17/11/2010 18:16 - Canada
By disgusted - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - East Waterboro
By Anonymous - 03/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Iowa City
By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 20:19 - United States - Renton
By hopeless-.- - 29/08/2011 15:06 - United States
By TayTay - 16/05/2009 07:52 - United States
By kittyfiddlernono - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Bulgaria - Pernik
By Yoooooo0 - 29/11/2009 18:10 - United States
By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough
By Anonymous - 08/07/2012 21:03 - United States - Marinette
By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 19:11 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/05/2019 20:00
By Alaska - 29/10/2015 03:35 - United States
By mommabuser - 01/07/2012 15:59
By Meetingman - 20/12/2016 08:36
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My friend parked between two other cars and as I was about to get out of the car, he said, "hold on, I'm gonna move to that spot", since he noticed the parking spot in front of him had more room. So he slowly drove forward for a few meters and then we were parked again. It was such a small distance and at such low speed that I didn't bother to buckle up again. Unfortunately for me, the police officer who saw me in those five seconds where I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, didn't believe me when I tried to explain that I had just unbuckled my seatbelt moments before we moved to that parking spot. He was firmly convinced that I wasn't wearing my seatbelt the whole time and gave me a fine of 110€... That's roughly 139$. I fear I won't be able to fight this ticket. After a quick search on Google, I found out that in Belgium the parking lot of a store is also considered a "public road". Ridiculous.