By Mofisto - 15/02/2009 10:43 - United States
The Top
By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States
By Buggga - 22/08/2009 09:07 - Australia
Open door policy
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Birmingham
By dickface - 28/03/2011 20:13 - Canada
By Enyo - 01/01/2013 17:35 - Reserved
By Amara1717 - 19/08/2009 04:22 - United States
Nice
By hborkowski - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Asheville
By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 17:32 - United Kingdom
Graded
By HDcashier - 24/04/2020 17:00
Broke ass dad
By anonymous - 19/03/2011 05:53 - United States
No pain, no meds
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By bumpercarmcgee - 11/05/2016 08:33 - United States
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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States
By eer004 - 07/12/2013 10:06 - United States - Odessa
eer004 tells us more.
I am really surprised this made it through. on the bright side we had been discussing getting a cat for our daughter. I just expected to let her pick it out, not to wake up to a knew kitten in my bed
In the mood
By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh
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By elevatorFAIL - 10/08/2009 23:00 - United States
elevatorFAIL tells us more.
To clear this up: it was mainly because the people in the hotel were not helpful at all and this was just one of the last straws. The FML part was the guy at the front desk of the hotel in New Orleans was like the most unhelpful person ever. And it's also kind of akward if you don't exactly get along with the person you're stuck with. And no, I am not usually claustrophobic, but in extreme cases, like such, it is rather disconcerting. As for the cell phone service in the elevator, we were only about 4 inches up from the ground floor. And if FML let me post a longer story, it would have been entirely different. If the girl I called had posted, it would have been mainly about the fact that the hilarity of this whole situation caused here to piss herself. Especially with the fact that our adult leader used force to open the elevator doors...
By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 05:18 - United States
Caught
By losingstreak - 31/01/2009 20:47 - United States
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By bill219 - 07/12/2012 22:40 - United States - Dallas
By haleymcaldwell - 12/11/2013 18:43 - United States - Phoenix
haleymcaldwell tells us more.
I babysat for her when she was 3-6 and it's been a long time, years. She looks incredibly different. She used to be blonde, for instance, and now has dark brown hair.
Make it stop
By firstandlastjob - 13/06/2020 14:11
By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States
Whodunnit
By emily - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 31/10/2013 20:42 - United Kingdom - Leicester
Unwarranted
By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States
By The_FN_Gunny - 29/10/2013 22:31 - United States - Smyrna
By BaconLover - 28/10/2013 04:58 - Japan
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Update: the breaks weren't really a big deal at first because I didn't have to use them all that much until I got to the freeway, and on the freeway you can just kinda let up off the gas to slow down, especially at higher speeds/less traffic. I just remember noting that the breaks felt a little weird, but I was mostly just focusing on trying to stay behind my friend and not get lost. I attributed that weirdness to how certain cars probably feel and drive differently. I just remember at some point after noting the "weird" breaks I had the morbid thought, "heh, you know what'd be terrible is if the breaks went out." But yeah, breaks became a huge deal the moment I got off the freeway. Turns out they actually worked like 25% of the time and you just had to "double-pump it, dude!" Tbh it's a god damn miracle I made it as far as I did and I narrowly avoided several collisions with other vehicles just trying to get his car to his house. Funny enough, I rear-ended his car literally a block away from his house. I do think the situation is morbidly funny in a way, but it was mostly ******* terrifying. Driving without breaks has this terrifying effect of making you feel like you yourself have nerve damage or something. Like my brain is like I'm doing it! But the electrochemical signals relaying that message to your muscles just kinda got ****** up somewhere along the way.