By Sebastian - 17/03/2009 23:06 - United States
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Naughty boy
By Anonomous - 29/12/2013 00:31 - United States - Plainfield
By musicalducky - 05/01/2013 22:04 - Canada - Calgary
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By harro101 - 05/03/2010 05:24 - Australia
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By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia
Just in case
By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 07:39 - Australia - Balwyn North
By TheyObjectToTheUnholyUnion - 29/01/2016 12:51 - United States - Rochester
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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria
Thanks, I hate it
By awwimanahole - 04/07/2013 05:07 - United States - Palmetto
By ugh - 05/10/2010 00:57 - United States
Like in the movies
By alltern8ive - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Warrior
By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 13:00 - United States - Grand Junction
By Blackshadows - 07/09/2015 18:08 - United States - Somerset
Cosy chat
By sick and awkward - 20/05/2012 06:11 - United States - Silver Spring
Nice theory
By Anonymous - 04/09/2015 14:54 - Portugal - Alhandra
By gurding - 21/06/2015 04:57 - Australia - Burwood
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Oh wow, didn't think this'd get posted... thanks so much for all the support guys! (OP here) Bit of follow up, this happened a few nights ago actually, I was driving through a residential area (lots of trees lining the road). The guy was a teenager, he was doing a 'stunt' while his mates filmed. He ran out from behind a tree, I didn't have enough time to stop completely, but I braked and swerved on instinct. He clipped his leg on the front bumper and rolled over my car, and his friends all bailed. I called the ambulance straight away, they took him to hospital with a broken leg and concussion (he was lucky it was just that). My car isn't in great condition either, he managed to leave a solid dent in my bonnet and crush my windscreen. To be honest, I'm just happy I didn't kill him, but the problem is that laws around here are VERY strict when it comes to these kinds of accidents, so unless I can prove that he was at fault, benefit of the doubt goes towards him if his parents decide to sue. The police who came to the scene were very sympathetic, but there's not much they can do. They're trying to find out who the guy's friends were, so hopefully they get that video evidence. Thanks once again for the support, and I'll give you all an update soon!
By Frozen - 10/03/2014 14:23 - United States
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By zuut - 18/01/2009 05:22 - Australia
Nice place you've got here
By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 05:51 - United States
By bruhandbutercup - 03/02/2015 00:08 - United States - Hyattsville
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Thanks guys for the support and funny comments. I spoke to our manager and asked her to clear it up with our boss. Luckily he was willing to listen to her so I received an apology and a raise!
By I'm screwed - 27/01/2015 23:46 - United States - King Of Prussia
By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 07:57 - United States - Houston
By julichlove - 28/12/2014 00:52 - United States - Louisville
Bad hair day
By jzappe - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Lyingg - 05/10/2011 20:33 - United Kingdom
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.