By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States
The Top
By Screwed in Seattle - 05/02/2011 16:13 - United States
Slippin' and a slidin'
By sandra22 - 22/01/2011 08:49 - France
By fakelaugher - 20/12/2010 03:41 - United States
Scammed
By FMLdude - 18/08/2013 23:23 - Australia - Bexley
Fighting talk
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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 05:43 - United States
The struggle is real
By nitemastr15 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Fort Worth
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By emileeisamazing - 03/07/2013 16:54 - United States - Coats
emileeisamazing tells us more.
Love all the comments -- my family and I have very joking attitudes toward each other. I always call them "old names". They're not really old, none over 50 at least, and my siblings are both 10+ years older than me. (I'm sure you get the gist.) It was the "boring sh*t" they were offended by. Staring at a caged bear for half an hour isn't too much fun for me, but since then we did decide on zip lining now amongst other non-boring things. We did decide to keep the conversation named that if you were wondering :)
By 21! - 03/07/2012 01:53 - United States - Schenectady
By Dobby123 - 08/11/2009 20:44 - Mexico
Dobby123 tells us more.
For those who don't get it, beside my desk is a table a little bit lower than the desk. When my elbow hit that, it stopped, but my head kept on going and technically my face hit my fist, although my fist also hit my face. Sorry couldn't put that in the story, we can only write 300 characters, so yeah. I still have no idea how I could've hit my face so hard I got a mark :(
Oh, the humanity
By recmonty - 17/05/2012 03:53 - Canada - Saskatoon
By mitsuko045 - 10/08/2010 00:33 - Ireland
Precious memories
By jeph23 - 11/09/2009 20:11 - United States
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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States
Nailed it
By anon - 21/12/2013 14:13 - United States - Lehigh Acres
Breathtaking
By Anonymous - 31/12/2012 02:45 - United States - Bethesda
By M1CHA3L_MY3RZ - 02/03/2016 01:22 - United States
M1CHA3L_MY3RZ tells us more.
yeah she apologized after I pulled my license out and proved it to her. then she just had this blank stare on her face. lmao I hear something about my name at least once a day, most the time it's stupid but there have been some good ones on occasion
By facebookdeception - 31/10/2014 04:25 - New Zealand - Auckland
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By iAmPaul - 11/09/2014 19:16 - Canada - Ottawa
iAmPaul tells us more.
Hey everyone, Here's a bit more info: It's only the second week of classes, and I don't have my schedule completely memorized yet. I thought my class was at 1 PM, but I realised it was at 2:30 PM. I thought the crowd of students outside the class was pretty different from last week's (my class is a computer class - comprised of mostly males); there were mostly females there. Went in the class with everyone, sat down, waited for the prof to show up. Instead, the prof for the actual class that was happening showed up and she put up the PowerPoint for some sort of psychology class. She looked at me and told me that I'd better get out before it gets too embarrassing. I quickly and nervously packed up my things and rushed back out of the class while feverishly checking my watch and feeling the stares of 150+ students. Rookie mistake, especially for a third-year student like myself. >_
Cropduster
By Sodge - 15/05/2009 10:20 - Australia
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Freak
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By isaidfuckoff - 27/06/2015 18:29 - United States
Keywords
Ok guys, OP here. Just to clarify, me and my brother each decided that I would get the PS4 and he would get the X-box One. He didn't have the money for his when I had the money for mine and he was really bummed out so I decided I was going to buy the console he wanted with my money and wait for my PS4. Fortunately though, he received an X-box One from his girlfriend the next day so it's actually a good thing I didn't end up being able to get one.