By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 00:20 - United States
The Top
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Gassy
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By ktpnothappening - 03/04/2016 16:03 - United States - North Augusta
ktpnothappening tells us more.
Hey guys! OP here. To clear things up, the warrant is for CDV and when hes arrested a no contact order will be in place. It wasn't a fun night. Our marriage wasn't doing well already because of his control issues, we were trying to work it out. After another argument, I told him we can't work this out, and my feelings had changed towards him. We went to bed with intentions of making a plan to start our separation the next day. He woke me up in the middle of the night to continue fighting, I told him we could talk about it in the morning. I guess he didn't like that, so he took it out on my face and threw me around like a rag doll. He tried to stop me from calling the cops, but I was able too. He decided to leave while I was on the phone with the police, taking all my cash and cards with him. I'm not perfect but I was a good wife and a pretty decent person, I didn't deserve it, no one does. Most of our arguments ended because he would start yelling and scare me into silence, I didn't want to live like that anymore. Anyway, hoped that cleared up some of the questions. A divorce is started, I'm relocating and leaving everything. I just want a happy, normal life.
By neednewdeoderant - 14/12/2011 02:39 - United States
By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton
Fight! Fight! Fight!
By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids
It's the thought that counts
By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale
What did you expect?
By parasheeeet - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Birmingham
Nope
By frenchpie - 17/05/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of
Flying high
By jkim - 08/09/2014 17:56 - United States - San Diego
Realistic
By thesitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Profit!
By rewarded - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - India
By Anonymous - 11/06/2012 20:30 - United States
Sexy talk
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By thepigeonsfriend - 07/05/2012 14:08 - United Kingdom
Didn't see ya there
By mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States
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By anon - 27/03/2015 20:09 - United States - San Francisco
It happens to the best of us
By unsatisfied - 01/02/2010 00:20 - United States
Busted
By newniece - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
Casual
By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States
By Mr_snuggels - 24/12/2014 20:05 - Canada - Toronto
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Hello, OP here. I've notice quite a few comments similar to this. So, I'll set the record straight on why my cat is "bigger", instead of assuming I'm a bad "cat parent". My cat has a metabolism disorder... Which means he doesn't have the same working digestive system as a regular cat. Which was caused by genetics from his mother, who was also an obese cat that also had a metabolism disorder as well. He was always a bigger cat. But now as he's getting older I've noticed his size increasing. I have talked to the vet about this. Since, Micky (my cat) is in good health, she just suggested to slowly make my indoor cat an outdoor cat, to try to make Micky more active in his daily routine, we also made changes into his diet. Every Time I let Micky outside I watch him, since he is not originally an outdoor cat. Therefore, it was a coincidence that Micky was feeling very adventurous as was trying to climb the fence, pooped himself, and fell in it. I agree, **** the cats life... But, guess who had to clean the mess?
By Anonymous - 07/11/2014 08:03 - Australia
By Anonymous - 17/10/2014 01:10 - United States - Dayton
Side effects
By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 18:41 - United States - Barrington
By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia
Ironic
By happy21sttome - 15/06/2015 13:39 - United Kingdom
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No worries, he's okay now. :) Later on in the day, he laughed about it and thought it was pretty hilarious, which is good because I felt pretty bad about biting him.