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The Top
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She's electric
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Grammie!
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No help wanted
By Anonymous - 20/01/2013 18:22 - New Zealand - Hamilton
Ouch
By Anonymous - 13/01/2013 12:41 - United States
Thanks for the mental imagery
By Grossed Out - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
By Anonymous - 02/08/2009 21:20 - Canada
Dishwasher issues
By 3Airwalk3 - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada
Fancy seeing you here!
By Anonymous - 30/07/2009 17:50 - United States
I always feel like somebody's watching me
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Timewaster
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Rolled
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SteamyPenguin tells us more.
By magoo16 - 21/02/2011 17:48 - Canada
magoo16 tells us more.
I wrote this FML and... I'm not fat actually, she drew a cow and put a human head on it that actually looked like me. It wasn't the cow part but the head part that looked like me, and she only drew me as a cow because she calls me "Morgy Moo Moo". So no it's not my fault and i shouldn't "Go on a diet" and no i do not have low self-esteem. I just thought it was pretty funny she drew me as a cow! :)
Compliance
By peeved - 18/02/2011 01:47 - United States
Switcheroo
By Saberwolf - 13/02/2011 21:14 - United States
Keywords
Thanks for all the comments, I wish I would have had the guts to carry out half of them. This ’Today’ happened a few years ago when I was much less confident. He was a senior Doctor and a renown pervert. I have been reminded of it because a woman has been in the news lately saying that sexisim is rife in the medical profession and that if we want to get ahead we should just shut up and put up with it. I don’t want to get into it any further, but it brought back some unpleasant memories as a young health professional. Believe it or not, this one one of the minor pervy things that he did. I had a series of badges in the shape of different animals with my name on it, and he would comment on it whenever I wore them saying things like ‘Cat on a mountain’ or ‘Tiger on a mountain’, the mountain referring to my breast. I loved those badges, and spent quite a bit of money on them, from then on I could not wear them without thinking I was doing something wrong. Honestly there were so many different incidents that you block them out.