FIRE!
By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia
By 1danzo1 - 17/07/2009 10:12 - Australia
By pinkfreak94 - 13/10/2012 13:38 - United States - Norwalk
By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada
By philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States
By DreamStatic - 29/07/2013 02:16 - United States - Hinesville
By SquishFish - 17/08/2012 04:08 - United States - Westport
Haha I'm OP. Well our door is solid so i couldn't see him. He was supposed to be there soon, so naturally I thought it was him. The mailman looked flustered for a moment (he was an awesome old guy) and then he smiled saying "Wow someone is excited about getting the mail!"
By Never Going Back To The Doctor - 04/07/2013 07:03 - United States
By rkbkate - 11/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Phenix City
This was my post thanks for all the comments guys Haha my brother has a rude awakening coming soon Haha and he is no longer able to touch my keys.
By Username - 29/10/2010 23:15 - France
By Anonymous - 19/05/2013 20:33 - United States
By intheairtonight - 25/04/2012 06:22 - United States - Minneapolis
By Anonymous - 26/09/2009 23:02 - Canada
By Emma Five - 14/03/2012 03:22 - United States
By wiper - 04/05/2011 03:12
By Anon - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By seizuregirl17 - 19/11/2013 15:00 - United States - Boston
By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States
By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States
By Anonymous - 03/09/2013 19:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 10:03 - Canada - Ottawa
By Crippled - 27/12/2009 05:35 - United States
By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 19:15 - Germany - Paderborn
By crucets - 06/10/2010 04:37 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/10/2009 06:19 - United States
By Nathan - 23/03/2009 20:09 - United States
By Nancy - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States
By dsamanthas - 23/02/2014 08:10 - United States - Covina
By kenyaliving - 13/02/2013 22:04 - Kenya
By thanksmom - 09/01/2013 19:57 - United States - Tucson
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Forgive me FML, for I have sinned.