By Jason - 31/10/2017 04:00
The Top
By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica
Besties
By Oh dear... - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Great relationship you got there…
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By Boyufd - 09/09/2018 03:30
Panic! At the Door Handle
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So sensual...
By Wellokthen - 17/02/2017 22:00 - United States
Compromising position
By Hjeimoe - 09/03/2022 12:00
Innocent
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By lk07 - 23/04/2019 12:00 - United States - Richmond
Get cracking
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By NotSatan - 19/04/2017 14:00
Great prank, thanks
By Eashy - 24/05/2017 14:15
Eashy tells us more.
Haha this actually got posted! Hey guys I'm the OP and just want to fill in some extra information. So I woke up 20 minutes later then I wanted to, so I just rushed to get ready and get my carry-on items together, as my luggage was packed. I had no idea my roommate used or had drugs in our shared apartment, so I graciacly accepted the pillow for my flight. After going through Security, I was stopped and arrested for drug possession, but ended up getting out later from a drug bust in my apartment, where they caught my room mate growing weed in his small closet. Again, I've never smelled or seen him smoking, so I had no idea he was a user. He also confessed that he was the one who put the drugs in my neck pillow, and they did believe him, arresting him aswell. No, I did not get any major marks on my record, but I'm still going to court for a follow up for the police to be sure im completely innocent. As for the moment, I've been asked to stay at home so that the cops can easily find me if needed, so I guess I'll have to survive of anything in my house for about a week. Again, thanks for publishing this. Ill be happy to awnser any questions you guys have :)
Air Conditioned Egg on Face?
By Anonymous - 05/08/2019 06:00
By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston
Text Wars
By howard1954 - 21/09/2019 03:18
howard1954 tells us more.
His ex is also the mother of his child. She has been wanting to go off on him for various reasons, which I told her was a bad idea, trying to keep the cool amongst all of us. But, my boyfriend told her he wanted the iPhone he bought for her a few years ago back, and she decided to tell him that I have been telling her various things about our personal life. This was not true, and she only said it to make him mad because he wanted his phone back. she messaged me on Facebook Messenger saying "I'm sorry" before he blew up on me over text. we got it all figured out, everything is fine now, but I like her a lot less now for lying about things just to make her ex (my boyfriend) mad. She was only being petty.
Mr. Smooth
By funkmylife69 - 23/09/2019 06:06
Bad hair day
By Hairdresser On Fire - 01/10/2019 18:05 - United Kingdom - Bristol
Snitch
By Anonymous - 15/05/2025 02:00 - United States
Family values
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Heart = Broken
By Anonymous - 27/01/2018 19:00
Andy Dwyer?
By genieinabottle - 06/02/2018 06:00 - Austria - Bad Ischl
Curious...
By 16Charlie5 - 19/05/2018 15:00
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Yes, and after working on my classroom management strategies for younger kids my teaching is going much better now.