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By caitiexob - 20/02/2009 18:42 - United States
The gays
By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States
How kind...
By NoThanks - 11/05/2018 01:30
Thanks mom
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Whatsapp? Not much
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By Not Drunk - 30/01/2017 10:32 - New Zealand - Wellington
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Hey guys. It's the OP Nothing really serious happened because of my brain fart, but I'm now thinking it'll be a inside joke at work. The car I was driving was insured, and it was just a small dent. I was asked the questions back at work (company policy) so, if I was drunk, they wouldn't have to get police involved with me staying at the company.
By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany
What have you got yourself into?
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Corolla Conspiracy
By Anonymous - 30/07/2017 00:30
She'll learn
By alyssa - 01/04/2021 21:30
Grab the balls by the horn, dude
By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 18:00
Party for One!
By Sam - 08/12/2017 01:30
Dying words
By France Howell - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Thanks, kind stranger
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It burns
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It means us! Look at us!
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By texaskitty86 - 26/12/2016 05:58 - United States - Gilbert
texaskitty86 tells us more.
Holy crap I finally got published! A little back ground, we knew that mom and her now husband had gotten a marriage license almost 2 months ago but had never gotten it signed (therefor not legally married). We had talked about it the week before and she had told me she didn't think she'd go through with it because he is an alcoholic (like her), abusive, and irresponsible. We were shocked and more then a little upset that she had gone through with it, and that she hadn't told anyone about it, but at this point we're all used to this kind of behavior and I haven't talked to her since.
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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth
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I might do that! Thanks for the suggestion. Good thing I haven't called her out on it yet. I'm not sure how I feel about the whole thing, though. It's been going on for years! And it's not like we are that intimate, or goof around much.