You never know

By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test, saying, "Well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML
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mritty 2

How is this a problem? You *are* going to use one or the other this month, aren't you? (I mean, unless you're a guy). Were you under the impression your mother doesn't know you have a menstrual cycle? Or do you think that your mom shouldn't be referring to your cycle, because that's something very intimate and private.... and should only be talked about on the Internet with a bunch of strangers?

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figurey 0

YDI for having a lot less humour than your mother

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MetalFish 0

humour spelled with a U? thumb up for you, sir.

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suppressed08 2

I almost thought that was sarcasm Metalfish, then noticed you're from Manchester :)

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rwctkd95 0

damn ur mum is gangsta to the core

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5t3ff1k4h 44

OP - This is not an FML. In fact, it's a YDI because you fail to see the humour in this. Unless you're pregnant, you ARE going to need a tampon. You never know, your mother may have given the pregnancy test as a joke.

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goron32 1

your mom is funny. get a sense of humor!

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Firestar1202 0

uh, that would be a fact. theres no way you wouldn't have to use one of those, so how is this an FML? unless youre whining about being a girl.

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Coccinelle_fml 15

Your mom rocks.

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bohunk9 0

So you're saying the real fml here is that you are a woman

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