When there is edible food in my fridge By Lewis - 18/12/2018 18:00 Actually, it never happens... I agree, your life sucks 255 You deserved it 83 Share Tweet Share
Today, I discovered that whenever my house is affected by a blackout, the cooler for my Xbox will turn on by itself when it's fixed. My Xbox cooler flashes repeatedly, alternating between several bright colors, when it turns on. If I'm asleep when it happens, which is often the case, it wakes me up. Every. Time. FML I agree, your life sucks 148 You deserved it 376
Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML I agree, your life sucks 573 You deserved it 76
Today, I found out that my beautiful engagement ring is a remake of the late Princess Diana's engagement ring. I also found out my fiancé bought it from an infomercial, for $19.95. FML I agree, your life sucks 37 646 You deserved it 7 767
Today, I was walking home when I thought I saw a man beating up a woman in a phone box, I opened the door and pulled the man off the woman, turns out they were just "getting frisky" FML I agree, your life sucks 2 026 You deserved it 547
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML I agree, your life sucks 22 278 You deserved it 2 981
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 607 You deserved it 45 493
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 938 You deserved it 2 882
Today, I excitedly told my brother I submitted a short story for a competition for the first time ever. His reply? "Congrats. I guess the first letter of rejection is a special occasion." Gee, thanks for that reality check. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 422 You deserved it 1 229
Calm yourself!
I’ll just grab a quick snack & no one will ever know...