Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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BunnyDrastic 0

Monday 12 October 2009 23:53

Ur a dick HAHA!

santy22 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 11:59

Ur a douche! Speaking slowly does NOT make it easy and making hand gestures make it look like "as your retarded, i'll show you with my hands!" UTDI

cupcake330 16

Saturday 7 November 2009 6:29

xD your a idiot!! xD YDI!!

horseyluvr1013 0

Saturday 14 November 2009 23:12

dipshit.... I'm Asian . YDI for being a jerkk....

minminh 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 2:42

I'm Asian. I would've said the same thing. YDI, jackass.

betamaxjim92 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 17:20

YDI. I take it you've never heard of asian americans huh?

Jasheegeee 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 0:55

serves you right fag

123e3 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 1:23

LOL

beethoven_fml 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 7:52

pretty dicky of him to "try to help"

Jazzy01 0

Friday 18 December 2009 2:52

You so deserved that racist jerk

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