Work: Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to...

By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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Vintage_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 15:31

banana,strawberry,and orange ?

reklamfox 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 13:31

The last frame of this cartoon is truly disturbing..

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dboy4445 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 3:25

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah next time check your pockets.

RandomPersonOMG 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 11:42

Luvin' the cartoon :D

RoboForm 3

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:40

YDI so much, for having condoms in your pocket...

capnbzarr 43

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:20

Where do you carry your condoms? In your shoes?

tamoodielovesmar 1

Saturday 7 May 2011 17:26

whats a condom???

Give_Linux_A_Go 28

Saturday 23 July 2011 11:49

best illustration! did anyone notice that one of them is "foamy"? ಠ_ಠ

janro72 10

Friday 23 December 2011 23:13

i would love to have the root beer!!

justineis 1

Saturday 14 January 2012 6:22

Depends on what flavors :)

YellowKettleBell 31

Monday 20 January 2014 6:08

One of the better illustrated ones :)

uchihastephy88 25

Wednesday 22 July 2015 10:19

I know I'm a few years behind, but can somebody send me a link to the illustrated FML? I can't seem to find it :(

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Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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