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By Username - 15/07/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, the plant on my windowsill fell and landed in my face while I was napping. It's a cactus. FML

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stonedfishies 10

Tuesday 4 December 2012 14:01

That just shows you not to set a cactus anywhere near where you sleep.

TwistedShadow 7

Monday 4 March 2013 19:53

A cat is behind this I tell you... Mark my words... (o__O)

pootis1111 7

Wednesday 22 July 2015 23:24

same here, only with me I caught it.

Tyrax 16

Sunday 14 August 2016 1:26

Dear god have mercy. A tiny amount of YDI for simply having a cactus, and having it in such a location, but mostly ouch.

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