Miscellaneous: Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 09:27 - United States

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

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MaximumRide 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:18

Get a new family.

narks 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 16:21

Poor thing, this is a real FML =/

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SoIcyKoolin 0

Sunday 18 July 2010 10:48

Damn..

bobbybill0519 7

Sunday 8 August 2010 5:13

thats not an fml... its ****** hilarious

salsalover_12 5

Thursday 12 August 2010 10:34

to the ribs: (italian accent)"are you talkin to me? are YOU talkin to ME?!" "oh yeah ribs well i ****** your mom last night! yeah thats right whos your daddy?!"

Zincox 0

Monday 11 October 2010 8:16

Lindsay Lohan maybe?

ILEUX 3

Sunday 19 December 2010 16:12

fav-ed

Kristinky 0

Tuesday 28 December 2010 8:13

That must be one killer Thanksgiving. X]

sophsoph17 0

Sunday 20 March 2011 2:13

and wat were u doing ???? hahah

hihowudern 0

Monday 28 March 2011 4:15

kisskizzy I <3 ur pic

minnymouse20 13

Thursday 28 April 2011 7:02

Haha thts awesome ^.^ i want a family like that

acf7597 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:02

lol

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