Kids: Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair....

By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By boundandgagged - 13/01/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML

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Release the tapes!

By Anonymous - 01/07/2021 00:01

Today, for the second time in my life, I fell and got stuck between my wall and my bed wrapped in a blanket, mad. Instead of helping me, my brother just took videos. FML

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By Noname - 27/02/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She kept driving. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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Mr Tickle

By tortured - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my coworkers were bored. To solve this, they taped me to a chair and tried tickling me to death. My boss joined in. FML

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Half man, half armchair

By Anonymous - 23/06/2023 15:00

Today, one of my kids thought it would be funny to superglue me to my armchair while I was asleep, except they’re idiots who used way too much. I am now fused to the cushions and had to call an ambulance. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2014 21:00 - United States

Today, my dad has discovered selfies and my mom has discovered taking pictures of food. Now I'm at a restaurant, suffering through it all and not being able to eat anything until my mom has taken pictures of it. FML

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Dumbass

By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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brainonska08 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 0:09

that ones going in the family photo album. :)

fuzzyporcupine 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 0:08

haha I would have too :D

Comments

fruitloops81 0

Friday 18 June 2010 5:36

Haha, that's so funny

toast1b 0

Sunday 20 June 2010 8:22

You need to start working out. Import the youngest but I'm not the weakest.

Snessie 0

Monday 23 August 2010 6:18

Siblings suck sometimes but I think you got owned by them so FYL sorry buddy but!;)

6kirara9 3

Monday 18 April 2011 19:36

Rihanna must have been teaching your siblings about sadomasochism with her new song. :)

chattysoul890 18

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:53

lol the way parenting should be

clemsongirl13 0

Sunday 27 May 2012 18:57

Pics or it didn't happen. Ahha

JustYourRealBoss 4

Monday 22 July 2013 16:02

Lol

SallyLove_fml 4

Friday 26 July 2013 6:10

When I was little I got stuck in a bucket and my mom decided to take a picture before getting me out.......

ChaCerCam 14

Tuesday 15 July 2014 4:33

that happened to my best friend, but instead they made him watch two girls one cup :|

bloodyheartponah 7

Tuesday 20 October 2015 18:12

Same thing happen to me but I was over my friend's house he duct taped me to his chair as his mom dad and sibling watch him ball tap me repeativly for 30 minutes