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By Wlanla - 02/08/2015 11:39 - Romania - Bacau

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML

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christophbak 14

Monday 3 August 2015 0:31

Piss on him to show dominance

larrena2377 26

Monday 3 August 2015 0:27

I hope you punished the little shit.

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Mynamewontfi 40

Monday 3 August 2015 1:15

Get a supersoaker full of piss and spray it on him when he least expects it.

the_aspect 28

Monday 3 August 2015 1:43

is he supposed to be sitting down for pissing instead of all over you? hope you punished him enough.

nphill82 21

Monday 3 August 2015 1:44

Rub his face in it and tell him "bad boy"

Lupes 0

Monday 3 August 2015 1:47

How was his accuracy?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 3 August 2015 2:02

Sleepwalking or awake?

oakcrush 16

Monday 3 August 2015 2:08

Pee in his mouth while he's sleeping.

WOTAN1488 24

Monday 3 August 2015 2:11

MAKE SURE YOU URINATE ON HIM AND HIS MOTHER IN FRONT OF HIM. THAT'LL TEACH THE BASTARD!

kdutter1 9

Monday 3 August 2015 2:28

I guess you could say he was pissed on

Liza_Thatch 18

Monday 3 August 2015 3:00

punishment time?

chaseafterwind82 29

Monday 3 August 2015 3:09

Wow, how old is he?

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