Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had...

By quickfingers100 - 22/07/2011 13:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML

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Comments

bennie226 0

Monday 8 August 2011 8:36

Wow r u sure that's the reason...... Or is it something else

ChrissiPumpkin 10

Saturday 13 August 2011 20:49

Pretty sure that wasn't the reason. :T

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:47

Why would u keep that thing on???

BloodyMary666 24

Saturday 20 August 2011 15:49

Why would u keep that thing on???

LochNessMonsterr 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 6:49

What The **** ? Is wrong with you kid?

mahomie4lyfe 0

Monday 26 September 2011 2:40

she put a bag over my head still counts!!!

sunz 1

Wednesday 8 August 2012 10:51

Haha nice. Big track.

Jpoke55 0

Monday 17 October 2011 14:46

are you sure it wasn't because she didn't want to see your face? Possibly?

Omgplz 3

Wednesday 26 October 2011 5:03

Still counts :)

saxplayer9291 3

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:38

That aint the reason.....

th3buhs 0

Sunday 18 December 2011 17:21

Still counts!

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