Miscellaneous: Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names...

By Flicker - 14/05/2009 07:23 - Australia

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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Apocalyptus 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:17

Heh, I'd be proud of it - seeing as you can now wear a shirt saying "******" on it without getting in trouble!

antbait11 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 16:18

hahaha, what's awesome! when you get mad at your opponent, just turn your back to them!

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kawaiimomo 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:44

that sorta sucks but that's pretty badass

0neiros 14

Friday 15 May 2009 2:53

This is NOT an FML you are DA MAN BABY!!!

Micky_Pain 0

Friday 15 May 2009 2:57

How much for the Jersey?

ocho117 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:07

Howis that a fml? That is really badass, I would pay to have a jersy like that

pickynikki 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:28

hahaaah its pretty funny, like, if someone screamed like " GO ******", it sounds like " GO **** HER. " either way, not really an fml. but funny :)

Quinnjamin 0

Friday 15 May 2009 3:41

That would be pretty awesome lol.

maggiewalters 17

Friday 15 May 2009 3:44

omg i had to favourite this one!! hasaghahghasghah

Skinny89 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:08

Embarrassing, but awesome.

EG_dod 0

Friday 15 May 2009 4:12

Flick your life!

Jim9349 10

Friday 15 May 2009 4:26

thats a good thing.. lol I wish I had a shirt like yours

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