Kids: Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV.... - FML

By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:58

high aspirations

orangerocker26 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 22:59

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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btweensexrock 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 7:03

what good mothering your doing, how does she know what a hooker even is, endless you let her watch those day time talk shows with the crazy people on them. have her go play with toys instead of watch tv with you.

sh0rteelikm3 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 8:33

i think she should stop watching barbie.

iluvu21396 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 15:02

haha thats horrible!

Lolrus 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 20:36

I bet this is fake.

Teeheez 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:23

I wonder where she learned about hookers. Mom? Dad? Someone? Where the hell did she learn about hookers, I mean she's five. I don't think she learned it from Barbie. Talk about "Be who you want to be, H-O-O-K-E-R-Z". :D

cheerleader95 0

Friday 26 June 2009 2:42

where did she hear the word 'hooker'?! good luck for when she gets older, you're probably gonna need it.

TheBrunetteDevil 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:08

O.o

aquarius6 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:11

great idea hooker Barbie

ZDrache 0

Friday 26 June 2009 13:09

I call FAKE.

isKinetic 0

Friday 26 June 2009 17:39

sooo FAKE anyone who believes this is retarded

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