By ....... - 23/06/2009 17:56 - United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

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orangerocker26 0

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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viper144 0

Lol wtf? How old is the daughter

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prospekt1 0

hahaha thats funny that ur little girl can already tell what a ***** loojs like

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calamito 0

I honestly think you're full of crap, but whatever.

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blackbear6193 0

if your 5 year old even knows what a hooker is (im gonna assume this is real, but im 99% sure this was made up) then you are not a good parent and have done a shitty job at shielding your child from the adult world.

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PaperMoon 0

Wow, let's try to get that career off her list... But still... 5 years old? That's pretty bad parenting...

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etchasketchy 0

Awww thats soo funny. kids say the funniest things thats forsure.

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calvarykid93 0

Subliminal advertising!!!!!.......just sayin

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