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By K3you - 04/07/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML

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Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:37

An attempt at trolling? If it wasn't, you suck at life. If it was, you suck at trolling.

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MissSwiss_27 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:23

u shouldnt wanna marry a vein jerk like that any way

seeunexttuesdays 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:42

hes just scared to admit he'd be the reason any of his kids will turn out ugly!

xXDirtySanchezXx 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:44

thats prett bush. what a douchebag

Melisso 4

Wednesday 6 July 2011 6:58

I think it's a good thing he dumped you since he apparently did not pass high school biology.

ttrmhc_fml 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:00

Well he's a jerk anyways. Screw that Haha

CsDy1395 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 7:03

smart man.

Dimples1991 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:07

that's awful, but look on the bright side, you got rid of a prick (:

RSimpson 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 8:32

ouchh. good thing it was b4 marrige and not after marrige! :)

blacksswan 10

Wednesday 6 July 2011 11:19

Just be glad it didn't happen after you two got married.

PR_babee 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 14:28

dude, what an ass hole.

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