By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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ccsmilvr 0

Wow that does suck, but why would you let him do that in the first place ??

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mrbattleman 10

maybe ear sex? once you go black, you go deaf

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Rednomad 5

Wow. He's lucky to have u. Even my wife wouldn't do 2 of 3. Or more if she's THAT willingly.

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AliCat18 12

you need to talk to your boyfriend cause that is some kinky shizzz. try new positions, i garentee there are dozens you haven't tried!

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RealChinese 7

Afraid of what he'll try next? Try not doing whatever he wants.

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bambam7291 2

give me all 3 holes and I'll be a happy man

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structuredchaoz 4

Ok that's just creepy. Good luck with that one. Methinks he's going to be switch hitting soon.

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Kfryyy 1

That's obnoxious. He's a freak.

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hyden121 2

I can only imagine the sounds that makes...

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