By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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yoquierotacobell 0

omg funniest fml of the day

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WeetzieBat 0

How does having a cat thrown on you say happy birthday?

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ashleyy_fml 0

Hahah why the **** would she throw your cat on you?! That's just weird haha. But that really blows, especially on your face!

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hobopatz 0

i LOLed hard. this.

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While my cats have never clawed me like that, my mom has thrown cats on me to wake me up as well!

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holdfast333 0

i hate stupidity like this... why the **** would you ever throw a cat on me when im sleeping... mom sister brother grandma i dont give a shit your getting a swirley along with a couple dead legs happy ******* birthday by the way

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twopak93 0

you know you could probably hold this against her forever, right?

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CaptainBungalo 0

my brother's done that to me though not while sleeping...i liked the toss the cat in the shower idea, though you should make sure she notices, her first reaction will be to try to catch the cat...let the fun begin :)

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