By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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Purexinsanity 46

I'm sure your mother didn't really know the stray cat would do that unless it's shown signs of aggression in the past. Hope you had a good birthday OP!

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kesht1996 12

Was it your 16th birthday? If it was this becomes a great deal more hilarious

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OptimusSlime 23

My cousin once did something similar by waking me up by putting their cat on top of me. I still to this day have a long scar all the way down my side from that.

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