Holidays: Today, I went to a Christmas party to visit family. Dinner time... - FML

By Iamleftout - 24/12/2016 23:18

Today, I went to a Christmas party to visit family. Dinner time came around and I sat down at the table to eat. All of the food either had nuts or meat. I am allergic to nuts and I've been a vegetarian for three years. FML

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Iamleftout 1

Sunday 25 December 2016 0:19

If you have any questions or want further details please let me know and I'll try to reply to all the comments.

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Iamleftout 1

Sunday 25 December 2016 21:57

I am quite sorry you feel that way about vegetarians. I understand it is hard to get nutrients without meat but I still manage to eat healthy and get plenty of nutrients. Happy Holidays. (Also please try not to judge me for my opinions and beliefs)

Iamleftout 1

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:09

#21 Thanks for the nice comment! I just try to understand and imagine what others are going through before I judge. The holidays are busy and stressful so hopefully I have better luck next year. (Also I'm sure I would love going to one of your parties! Happy holidays.)

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dwilliams2081 10

Sunday 1 January 2017 8:59

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

marthamydear23 9

Tuesday 8 August 2017 17:24

no bread? no vegetables? no rice or potatoes? bullshit

SteelSoul5 9

Thursday 31 August 2017 9:41

Always bring a snack LOL

lucasj23 11

Saturday 17 March 2018 20:12

im findig it hard to believe no potatoes...vegetables...bread? I think op is just a big whiner.

peterblackmer91 12

Tuesday 1 June 2021 3:13

All the food had nuts? Really? That just seems odd.

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