Love: Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our... - FML

By OpenWide - 24/11/2009 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date and it was going great. When we got our meals, he told me I had to try what he was having, and he fed me a bite. I said something like "oh that was cute" and he replied with "I was just trying to see how big your mouth is." FML

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OpenWide 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 18:45

I actually laughed at the time. Probably because I didn't know what to say. I can take a joke so I went out with him a few more times but the forwardness continued so I ended it... And he never got to find out just how big my mouth really is

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DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:17

Would also be cute if we all weren't very much aware as to why he would like to know how big her mouth is.

badbunny 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 9:33

ohhhhhhhh because he wants you to perform oral sex!

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outbackbyrd 7

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:45

Honesty is the best policy. Now you know what he's looking for. Decision making time madam.

Vinchenzo_34 0

Friday 13 January 2012 7:26

;)

Shuffle314159 3

Tuesday 23 October 2012 4:01

Oof

ForeverJasmine 26

Friday 3 October 2014 6:18

I would've totally not known until later on what he meant .-. Lol

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