Kids: Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/10/2012 08:42 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

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lostcrazydiamond 10

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:11

If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.

AH1Zviper 15

Saturday 20 October 2012 16:41

*The *Nazi *period.

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Relenaz 9

Tuesday 22 January 2013 22:19

NO! Just no!!! I hope you broke his cam. D:

chuckcloninger 12

Saturday 6 July 2013 2:19

Woken up? Really now "Woken" as if it were a word?

corppe 10

Friday 18 July 2014 9:51

WHAT! THE! EVER-LIVING! ****!

oops6663 26

Saturday 4 October 2014 18:55

I personally enjoy the fact that OP is a man.

Striker_Jr 16

Monday 24 November 2014 8:34

All these comments about how **** is bad.. And I'm over here like "should i watch some ****?"

_awwhellnaw_ 45

Friday 6 March 2015 2:33

i feel ya

friendlygiant90 10

Saturday 28 February 2015 15:04

By any chance is your last name bates? And your sons name Norman?

mullet3388 16

Monday 23 March 2015 17:22

Before everyone jumps to the pictures being for him. You ever think they could be for someone else. Hmm make some money selling them to his friends or lost a bet to a friend?

20minutesto9 23

Monday 11 May 2015 21:39

I thought the same thing. That makes it slightly less disturbing, but it's still a pretty ****** up thing to do.

Astrobomb 21

Friday 12 June 2015 5:21

Someone needs to be put in the nuthouse

DumbledoreDies1 11

Wednesday 2 December 2015 4:47

That's disgusting

TheHcwalker 20

Monday 11 April 2016 12:29

Did you tell him he needed to pay first?

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