Health: Today, I was quite drunk so I decided to take a piss kneeling...

At least you tried OP! Many people would've just pissed everywhere. Hope you feel better soon, hopefully the alcohol blocked out some of the worst pain..

Zebediabolical 40

Monday 25 November 2013 20:23

mis-post

crackpotL 33

Monday 25 November 2013 20:36

I bet that made you miss a lot more.

ZY1431 24

Monday 25 November 2013 20:41

yea I did that once. never again hah.

UsernameTaken14 18

Monday 25 November 2013 20:43

Please don't call it a "soldier"... OMG

cheshirecat13242 32

Monday 25 November 2013 20:45

That's one of the hazards of pissing while piss drunk. Call it collateral damage & get another drink :-D

4x4kid 7

Monday 25 November 2013 20:52

somebody call the wahbalance

Folly_fml 12

Monday 25 November 2013 21:04

No soldier left behind.

sexysaltshaker 11

Monday 25 November 2013 21:11

Little indeed.

renjisgirl12 22

Monday 25 November 2013 21:23

Points for trying!!

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