Kids: Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside... - FML

By Anonymous - 05/08/2009 17:10 - United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

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deprivedwriter 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

lmfao....ouch Poor hamster... you deserved it though

starlalove 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Grab your kid and RUN!!

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GallifreyDog 2

Friday 29 April 2011 18:41

So you accidentally kicked a transparent ball that you could clearly see had a hamster in it. Okay, we all believe you.

TheDarkCynder 2

Saturday 14 May 2011 0:28

Dayum. I have two rats and let them in a ball outside but the ball is CLEAR.

DReamBig24 0

Friday 17 June 2011 23:47

you should have noticed. hamster balls look nothing like kick balls

sparky2539 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 20:48

Houston we have liftoff...

pandybear2083 5

Saturday 2 July 2011 21:53

How could you not see the hamster?? It's kinda hard to miss, and isent a hamster ball like plastic?!?!?!?!?

pressplay4me 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:19

Arent hamster balls plastic??? YDI FYL

lyoungblood 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 5:18

awee that's horrible! lol(:

funnyfiona 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 2:50

the poor hamster was it all right??

cassidy420 0

Thursday 28 July 2011 19:54

kick balls and hamster balls don't look alike?..

grim267 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 7:39

GOOOOOOOOOALLLL!!!!!!!!!

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