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By annoyed146578 - 26/08/2016 11:47

Today, I was out camping with family at a cottage. My cousins were playing around the water catching frogs and one of them came running up behind me, pulled open my pants and threw a frog down them. It freaked me out so bad that I stripped down and ran across the yard in just my underwear, fml.

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One_In_Three 24

Sunday 28 August 2016 13:40

"Today, I'm a frog, and I was caught by a young human, then thrown in to some strange guy's pants. He kept running around like a maniac and I couldn't escape. FML"

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One_In_Three 24

Sunday 28 August 2016 13:40

"Today, I'm a frog, and I was caught by a young human, then thrown in to some strange guy's pants. He kept running around like a maniac and I couldn't escape. FML"

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