Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend... - FML

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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gage4243 2

Saturday 12 June 2010 14:39

u guys a faggets world of warcraft is for ppl with no life

happyhak 5

Friday 18 June 2010 17:31

Well, OP, you did say he could do anything he wanted with you...so he abandoned you for a video game :)

rends 0

Thursday 1 July 2010 3:53

WoW does rock, cataclysm is gonna rock when I get to become a Holy Cow

Dante1337 0

Friday 2 July 2010 3:08

yes. cataclysm will be awesome. I can't wait to be a holy cow also. or a werewolf. either way, wow is the shit.

zanguard 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 4:35

I've never played WoW but his friends needed him! Bros b4 ho's remember!

iloveTheMiz 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 16:07

You've just been dissed! :D

ZOMBlE 0

Monday 9 August 2010 11:23

My boyfriend likes that stupid WoW shit too. I feel your pain. D:

TrueWord 0

Monday 30 August 2010 2:44

WoW prob gives him better pleasure than you..

ExToRtiOn 0

Sunday 28 November 2010 15:13

for the HORDE!

HIGHY 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:49

Hate the WOW MMORPG games suck it ruins the whole idea of gaming

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