Intimacy: Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend... - FML

By chelle - 01/05/2009 17:40 - United States

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

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MrPoly 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:50

They weren't kidding when they said that game turns guys into eternal virgins.

depechemode 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:52

Maybe he is so small you didn't notice?

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kaylaaa_ 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 8:51

time to find a new boyfriend! but i agree w/ 288... wtf were you doing for a half hour while he was playing WoW

godtakemenow1448 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 13:19

Ow that really is a loser

mad7hops 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 23:46

omg what an idiot well are you ugly? that would explain it... but if not than hes an idiot if my gf said i would do her from the back dam that feels good =]

lold 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 2:31

soz to break it to you but your boyfriend is a dumbass

1FML1 3

Friday 22 May 2009 12:16

world of war crack shes a tough mistriss maybe you shoulda dressed up like an elve or what ever the f'n chick charecters are xD

itssuchanfmlday 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 1:12

Wow, this is definitely an FYL. I say get a new boyfriend - this one seems like too big of a nerd. WoW is dumb as ****!

myexsucks 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:26

#243...you're my hero....I love Barney from How I Met Your Mother. :)

Pizzabutt 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 17:45

NEVER date a wow player.

granpa_haribo 13

Monday 25 May 2009 3:25

brake up with him, NOW

theodivine 0

Monday 25 May 2009 5:36

What a douche bag. Dump that jerk.

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