Health: Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up... - FML

By dearme - 02/06/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML

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SweetestSin 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:07

LMFAO I saw it all going down in my head as I read it I literally LOL'd thanks for making my night

Triccmo 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

That sounds like something I would do! Although, I'm really jumpy. LOL.

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Chelsee45 5

Sunday 30 May 2010 23:33

lmao. that is hilarious! :D

egyptgrl95 0

Friday 18 June 2010 19:32

that happened to me in class, Soulja Boy started and screamed "you!". and i jumped.

alieileen966 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:32

LMAO

nldawgsccr22795 0

Saturday 7 August 2010 6:56

hahaahaa that's hilarious tht wld b something I wld do

beanstar11 5

Tuesday 9 November 2010 10:08

I actually loled!! :)

Leveritas 12

Monday 27 December 2010 15:39

Metal rules! =D I got that too...without the ambulance and karate part XD

MistyLazuli 0

Sunday 3 April 2011 10:41

Lol your volume was too loud!

aminel 0

Friday 8 April 2011 5:43

it was actually the trainer's reaction thats hilarious lol

flippidyshit 9

Sunday 10 April 2011 3:22

you are a retard

MzDocDoom 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 6:43

its so funny cuz ive done that!!

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