Money: Today, I walked up to my sister's car to give her some money... - FML

By Marmarfarfar - 01/08/2016 17:23 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I walked up to my sister's car to give her some money I owed her. She refused to open the window and take back the money. After begging her to open the window, a passer-by mistook me for a beggar and gave me some loose change. FML

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Marmarfarfar 25

Wednesday 3 August 2016 1:43

I was so shocked and confused I kind of just froze and the person had already walked off before I could even process what happened! My sister was just laughing so hard the whole time. I did pay it forward though!

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KytoroJ 6

Tuesday 2 August 2016 10:06

"Please take this money from me!" "I will not take that money." "Excuse me ma'am, would you like some money?" Canada's weird.

xxDeeStar 27

Tuesday 2 August 2016 9:25

LOL I laughed so hard. Did you accept the money?

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jcash52426 5

Tuesday 2 August 2016 21:41

If it's less the $40 mail it to her otherwise send her a check and then write something funny in the memo line

Grand_Genie 14

Tuesday 2 August 2016 22:22

At least u got some in return

TheNinJew 3

Wednesday 3 August 2016 1:27

In Canada, beggars give YOU money. Or a timmies.

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