Miscellaneous: Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's...

By Cody - 07/03/2009 18:15 - United States

Today, I walked into the kitchen and accidentally broke my mother's vase. I said, "Accidents happen." She replied, "Yeah, like your birth." FML

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texmas 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 23:37

Well, that was an incredibly rude reply to breaking something that belonged to someone else.

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Yeah, your first reaction should have been "I'm sorry," not "shit happens."

Comments

hawkdoc60 3

Sunday 9 June 2013 1:46

Why in the **** would a mother say that to their kid? Jesus Christ!

MrPortalFan 21

Saturday 17 August 2013 22:46

You couldn't even have apologized? YDI

kutemotoka 15

Tuesday 21 October 2014 20:40

Hahahhah sorry but you deserved that! xD You shouldn't say something like that! xD

Zzo_fml 13

Sunday 4 January 2015 6:53

Well you sound like a rude little git.

martin8337 35

Monday 26 January 2015 11:32

Ouch!!!!!!

Derperder 9

Sunday 15 February 2015 22:00

burn!

youngmessi252525 20

Sunday 22 March 2015 3:41

That is hilarious ydi for breaking it

Zaayuro 9

Tuesday 2 June 2015 4:47

Holy shit dude

TheLynx_fml 20

Wednesday 25 November 2015 0:35

Holy savage

ifuckuprandomly 28

Saturday 16 July 2016 14:35

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