Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I was okay with not getting engaged... - FML

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By big fat liar - 26/04/2016 05:02 - United States - Huntington Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was okay with not getting engaged or married before I picked up my entire life and moved to another state, where I know absolutely no one. I only told him this because I'm tired of his excuses for him not being able too. I've never told a bigger lie. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:43

So you've started anew. You can be whoever you've ever wanted to be, now! I'd say that's a plus!

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