Miscellaneous: Today, I scored the winning goal in my soccer tournament. For...

It could be worse, OP. I managed to score an own goal in a basketball game at school. We weren't wearing any team jerseys or playing in fixed positions, and I got confused by all the running around.

SportsAddict22 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:01

Don't worry, it happens to the pros too.

butterz1839 3

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:02

Unfortunately I've done the same

toneroc23 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:07

Listen man quit ******* around...and start payin close attention to the game didn't you see the guy...he's not in your team you ******* prick...FYL

thebatboy 4

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:12

I know how it feels, man. It happened to me once as well.

cdogLuvs2golf 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:22

Don't feel bad I did that to and it happens alot

SirSquishyPants 1

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:23

Time to grab a beer since the game it over

BSwag40 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:39

Ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

roberij06 0

Sunday 6 November 2011 15:44

SLOW DOWN THERE TURBO!!

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