Love: Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the...

Ew! Let him be cheap if he wants to OP, but I advice you to go out and get your own mouthwash from now on. Gosh, I know couples swap spit when they kiss, but this is entirely different o.O

Michael_92 20

Thursday 3 May 2012 22:30

Get your own secret bottle. That's just so so nasty!

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 3 May 2012 23:04

Cheap. Does he make you push his car to work as well??

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